“This is Mr. New Vegas, and I feel something magic in the air tonight, and I’m not just talking about the gamma radiation.“ ✨🌃🌵🌙
Aaa so it’s been a long long time since I made some New Vegas art, but I promised myself if my fanmix on Spotify got to 500 followers, I would revamp the cover art. So here it is!
what if we were both bucks and you killed me but you died after because our antlers were locked together in the Missouri woods
I think that waould be fucked up
does dying intertwined with another through hate bring the same peace as doing it because of love. waht the deer doing
Dang I don’t know that sounds really gay
I dont wanna be a woodland animal OR die. Can we get rid of that stuff but keep the being gay part
sean i have great news
Whats that :)
archduke franz ferdinand has been shot in sarajevo!!
mr. house sending his agents over to freeside wearing these giant pins to lower the kings’ morale by also malevolently looking any king they meet dead in the eye but the boys tell the king and he’s like “who the fuck is elvis”
recontextualizing fry and leela as an annoying but earnest twitch streamer and his inexplicably hot and intimidating girlfriend
no actually. recontextualizing fry and leela as an esports champion turned twitched streamer and her boyfriend who is just kind of there on stream sometimes and has his own emote
fry: [gets home from work and accidentally wanders into frame]
the chat: FRY 🍟🍟🍟🍟 [pog] 🍟🍟🍟 he’s back 🍟[pog]🍟[pog]🍟 WHAT IS THAAAAAAAT 🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟 mad lad 🍟 how was ur day fry 🍟🍟 FRY b3nd3r(mod): LEELA PUT A LOCK ON YOUR FUCKING DOOR 🍟🍟🍟 am i supposed to know who that is or [pog] [pog] 🍟 OH NO HE’S UGLY 🍟🍟🍟🍟 [b3nd3r has set the chat to subscribers-only]
op im deeply sorry but this post has been haunting me for weeks
twitch chat loves bastard idiots
Growing up with your starters
Artist: esasi8794 / Twitter
The captions are also really cute, although they mostly describe what’s in each photo:
Bulbasaur: Somehow, nomming on my clothes… has become a weird habit of theirs.
Venusaur: That hasn’t changed now that they’ve grown, but they’re very gentle.
Charmander: It’s my first attempt, but I made a plushie so that he wouldn’t get lonely.
Charizard: That plushie seems to be his favorite even now.
Squirtle: Squirtle’s a bit timid and hides behind me at the smallest things.
Blastoise: Looks like they’re scared of the first Pichu they’ve seen. You’re not really hiding!
This is adorable
You forgot these!!!
I’m disappointed that these were left out
SO MANY GOOD ONES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
If I ever don’t reblog this, kill me
a Book Titled alexa,
- has a ridiculous amount of pages but light as a feather
- if you say alexa (insert question) it will flip through the pages till it gets to an answer.
- You can set an alarm for whatever time you like on it, and it will wake you up by releasing really loud crows from the pages.
- can be used for navigation if you attach a regional map to the inside of the book.
- Please encourage the players to use it for any questions, strategy advice, etc
- it's actually the Big bad Evil in disguise, and will base its strategy over what it hears any time someone in the party says Alexa
(honestly probably the worst idea I've had thus far, but please add to it, it needs work bahahaha)
